Topic: Cruisers' Confession Booth

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Hope your not thinking of me. :D

Ok then, I was wandering around one of the upper decks at the stern of Oceana with my
camera just after midnight one evening, and saw a couple making love in the pool - ok, that could happen to anyone, but the confession is, I sat down and watched them for twenty minutes. :D

O crikey, could that have been Marie as well.....

I hope you took that image of lust back into your cabin to share !

What's with 'boobybuoy' . creating another post to gather confessions. ?
Are you planing to article in the priesthood or write a book on cruise confessions we are not aware of.

Mine I guess are tame;
-Day we were leaving the steward placed a Bottle and sweets for the next guest, had to ensure one of the sweets was health secured. I was gracious and left the bottle alone.
-Opened the door for room service forgetting one needed a robe, so hid around it and signed with one hand.

Big items,
Nothing to compare with you all watching folks on the high seas express love for each other though used to see and hear that a lot on many of my company trips in high rise expensive hotels.

Lets turn the topic around and ask about the way people dress for breakfast at the buffet, like they were at home and no one can see them/'

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As we were on our berth early I was on deck with the camera taking shots of this ship coming in






I leave it to your imagination what is happening in the next cabin

Priceless,......:o

Not a cruise holiday but a few years ago we went on a caravan holiday with some friends, they were a couple of caravans away from us and we put some bread on the top of their caravan before we went to bed. They got a very early alarm call from some friendly seagulls.

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Priceless,......:o

For everything else, there's Mastercard!

I had actually forgotten this until I saw the first post.

Many many moons ago (around 1988 I think), I met my future wife on a cruise in the caribbean. We were heading back to our respective cabins after one too many Brandy Alexanders one night (we were hammered), and I thought it would be a good idea to show off my musical skills. The band/orchestra used to leave their instruments on stage for some odd reason. Anyway I picked the trombone up (which I could play), gave it a few parps to warm up, and lost my balance. I fell onto the slide which promptly bent a few degrees. I made a decent effort to straighten it, but it wasn't a great job.

Needless to say after the initial shock, there was an almost hysterical laughter session with the two of in knots for about half an hour.

The next few nights we watched the trombone player struggle to hit note after note as the slide refused to move properly. Poor ******, I felt really sorry for him.

It still brings a smile to my face althoguh I confess I am ashamed of myself.

Memo to me!

Must remember to close curtains. There may be a Spartan on the ship opposite. ;) With a zoom lens!

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Not a cruise holiday but a few years ago we went on a caravan holiday with some friends, they were a couple of caravans away from us and we put some bread on the top of their caravan before we went to bed. They got a very early alarm call from some friendly seagulls.

Try walking to work and waiting for the traffic light to change while a seagull on the light pole decides to poop on your head.
Or park your newly washed car and come back to a new colour on your entire car, gray poop, Thye just love mall parking light poles that extend out like alien arms for 20 feet.

A typical sunny day in Victoria

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Hope your not thinking of me. :D

Ok then, I was wandering around one of the upper decks at the stern of Oceana with my
camera just after midnight one evening, and saw a couple making love in the pool - ok, that could happen to anyone, but the confession is, I sat down and watched them for twenty minutes. :D

O crikey, could that have been Marie as well.....

At least you managed to control yourself and didn't take a photo of the amourous couple ......... at least I hope you didn't.

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At least you managed to control yourself and didn't take a photo of the amourous couple ......... at least I hope you didn't.

David would not reveal details (what is said on the server stays on the server) nor the night power of his camera but if you went to his house he might show his holiday snaps, after the curtains were drawn of course,