Topic: just for fun

I suppose I'll do the washing-up and ironing - talk about a busman's holiday lol

Now then..
How are we going to bring this to reality?
Everyone puts ten thousand Pounds into the pot, to get it started?
Or do we seek venture capital? :D
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Now then..
How are we going to bring this to reality?
Everyone puts ten thousand Pounds into the pot, to get it started?
Or do we seek venture capital? :D
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Due to a windfall over the weekend, I am now in posession of the title deeds to Mayfair, Park Lane, Piccadilly,Coventry Street and Leicester Square, Oxford,Regent and Bond Street. My hotels are operating at 100% capacity so may I be the first to contribute and possibly put down the deposit for our wreck, I mean, ship?

I am so fed up. First I don't get invited to the Celebrity 'freebie' and now I don't even get a job on your new cruiseship! Surely there must be something I can do? How about crafts, I could teach knit your own formal night outfit or something. Please let me be on your ship, you can have my tips...Carol

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I am so fed up. First I don't get invited to the Celebrity 'freebie' and now I don't even get a job on your new cruiseship! Surely there must be something I can do? How about crafts, I could teach knit your own formal night outfit or something. Please let me be on your ship, you can have my tips...Carol

I don't want to tread on toes Carol and be aware it's not in my job description as Manager of Gambolling to recruit, but have you thought of applying for the position of Occupational Therapist on board the good ship Whateverit'scalled? J x

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I don't want to tread on toes Carol and be aware it's not in my job description as Manager of Gambolling to recruit, but have you thought of applying for the position of Occupational Therapist on board the good ship Whateverit'scalled? J x

Oh yes thank you!! I'll take it -when do I start. Incidentally I don't like to name drop but I AM a personal friend of the Captain so it would be in your best interest to keep on my good side!!...Carol

I'll volunteer my kitties as ship's cats.
Liz

I was a VERY GOOD chalet girl at Butlins in the 60s, and cleaned up messes you don't want to know about. So put me down as cabin steward, and I'll welcome you all aboard whichever ship is the latest Butlins at sea.-Jo.

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Hey, hey matey! How come I get the bar work?? Well let's talk rates of pay and gratuities here. There will be a large pot at the end of the bar and I DO EXPECT large tips (that was tiPs people). I do not do early mornings and I'm not working after 11pm, I don’t do cocktails and don’t ask me to pull a pint. We will have to have Best Bitter on tap for my husband though and somewhere for his flat cap and ferret!

I do have a question though (holding hand in the air), is this a formal cruise or are the lower classes going to insist on wearing shorts.

Tips will be 15% but if the customer complains:mad:we knock off 20% so an example: $100 plus 15% = $115 – 20% = $92 they go away happy and we made a mark up of $72 on the cost price $20 ;)you still get your 15% that’s $10.80 not bad LOL it’s win, win on the bar and free bitter for your husband. The ferret can drink free too!:D

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I suppose I'll do the washing-up and ironing - talk about a busman's holiday lol

You will be to busy giving riding lessons the only riding school afloat that’s the special pull to fill the ship. :DWho needs a flow rider when we have a horse rider? Mmm the rest of the time it will be mucking out