Topic: just for fun

I have been looking for a new boat and came across this site.
Go to commercial.apolloduck.com/listings.phtml?cid=27 you could buy your own cruise ship it may be more than most can afford but what about cruise.com we could all buy shares and have a discount and have smoking one side only, vegan meals on the menu, a no alcohol bar(small) A large discount alcohol bar (very large)
Crew…Captain Neil Down, Staff Captain Bill, Sommelier Peter A, Entertainments Dave, Customer relations Wilba, Grumps customer complaints, Spartan heads man, Liz advertising, Aplmac cruise director, peter equestrian sports, Bar tender Redwinegirl one and two (saves on gratuities and staff). Brabury cruise sales, Brian disabled access, Macro snob catcher and enforcer of smoking policy (security) Morton casino, Tuggy lifeboats, not forgetting our friend Unknown sock advertising for other lines or shore trips to Siberia.:D

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I have been looking for a new boat and came across this site.
Go to commercial.apolloduck.com/listings.phtml?cid=27 you could buy your own cruise ship
- it may be more than most can afford but what about cruise.com
we could all buy shares and have a discount and have smoking one side only,
vegan meals on the menu, a no alcohol bar(small)
A large discount alcohol bar (very large)
Crew…Captain Neil Down,
Staff Captain Bill,
Sommelier Peter A,
Entertainments Dave,
Customer relations Wilba,
Grumps customer complaints,
Spartan heads man,
Liz advertising,
Aplmac cruise director,
Peter equestrian sports,
Bar tender Redwinegirl one and two (saves on gratuities and staff).
Brabury cruise sales,
Brian disabled access,
Macro snob-catcher and enforcer of smoking policy (security)
Morton casino,
Tuggy on lifeboats,
not forgetting our friend Unknown sock advertising for other lines or shore trips to Siberia.

Not sure how I got to be Cruise Director...
Not even sure what that job entails.. :o ..but would prob. accept, and tough it out!

Always saw myself as Ship's Photographer, on this new ship of ours...


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Entertainments Dave...:D

Thanks Spartan, I'm truly honoured :o.



I thought I recognised your photo AplMac - it's Antigua! I'll pop down to B&Q tomorrow for some paint.

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I thought I recognised your photo AplMac - it's Antigua!
I'll pop down to B&Q tomorrow for some paint.

Yes, it's a thing of beauty and a joy forever.
And it's been there forever.

I even wrote a big old hint on the Antigua Port of Call section (over on cruisecritic)
suggesting that the Antigua Gov't. might want to think about removing this eyesore
that cruisers see upon entering the St.Johns inlet in Antigua.

Mind you, if we lease it then it'll be moved!
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Yes, it's a thing of beauty and a joy forever.
And it's been there forever.

I even wrote a big old hint on the Antigua Port of Call section (over on cruisecritic)
suggesting that the Antigua Gov't. might want to think about removing this eyesore
that cruisers see upon entering the St.Johns inlet in Antigua.

Mind you, if we lease it then it'll be moved!
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I hope the ship will not end up like that. I have seen that one

Hmm, casino eh. Right. Will do. Always up for a challange. I know a casino entails lots of gambolling so I'd better brush up on some movements. Any suggestions?

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Hmm, casino eh. Right. Will do. Always up for a challange. I know a casino entails lots of gambolling so I'd better brush up on some movements. Any suggestions?

Nudging the machines to keep the passengers happy and the crew rich

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Thanks Spartan, I'm truly honoured :o.



I thought I recognised your photo AplMac - it's Antigua! I'll pop down to B&Q tomorrow for some paint.

Sorry I sunk your ship on the other thread :D

Hey, hey matey! How come I get the bar work?? Well let's talk rates of pay and gratuities here. There will be a large pot at the end of the bar and I DO EXPECT large tips (that was tiPs people). I do not do early mornings and I'm not working after 11pm, I don’t do cocktails and don’t ask me to pull a pint. We will have to have Best Bitter on tap for my husband though and somewhere for his flat cap and ferret!:p

I do have a question though (holding hand in the air), is this a formal cruise or are the lower classes going to insist on wearing shorts.:D