I was told about the Captian's parrot. Everywhere the Captain went he went until a magician came on board. Then every morning he was down watching the magician trying out his tricks in the theatre. Only problem was every night during the shows the parrot flew about the audience and shouted out its up his sleeve, or in his jacket pocket now night after night the magician got really fed up of the parrots antics but nothing he could do as he belonged to the Captain. Sadly the ship sank and low and behold the magician found himself on the same piece of floating board as the parrot. The looked at each other, day one not a word as for day 2;3;4 and on the 5th day the parrot said, I give up what have you done with the ship
