Topic: Small Talk & Table 'Mates'

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Well Spartan, I hope we meet somebody like you on our table in May cos I just luv your sense of humour and can imagine never a dull moment :D:D

I have a special diet when on a cruise my wife has all my food liquidised so that I can keep my mouth shut ;) it saves the bruising on my legs when she kicks me under the table

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I have a special diet when on a cruise my wife has all my food liquidised so that I can keep my mouth shut ;) it saves the bruising on my legs when she kicks me under the table

does she feed you via an IV drip or a bottle with a dummy? lol ;) I too would like to meet you as a table mate if for nothing else to see your bruising and hear how you got them :D

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I have a special diet when on a cruise my wife has all my food liquidised so that I can keep my mouth shut ;) it saves the bruising on my legs when she kicks me under the table

I disagree with the others, I would love to have your wife as a table mate as she sounds like one hell of a girl and I'm sure we would so get on:D

I usually get on with most diners, because I'm a gob on legs, but there's a secret code between G. and self when I'm going over the top- and sometimes it's a quick kick, Spartan!
But on this last cruise, even I was stunned to silence when, after the usual "Where are you from?", a man reached over the table and made his fingers into a cross in front of my face.
So what's wrong with Sellafield?- Jo.

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I usually get on with most diners, because I'm a gob on legs, but there's a secret code between G. and self when I'm going over the top- and sometimes it's a quick kick, Spartan!
But on this last cruise, even I was stunned to silence when, after the usual "Where are you from?", a man reached over the table and made his fingers into a cross in front of my face.
So what's wrong with Sellafield?- Jo.

Sellafield !! :p Great place to live cheapest electric bills in the country. Everyone glows in the dark

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Sellafield !!
:p Great place to live cheapest electric bills in the country.
Everyone glows in the dark

Brilliant! :D
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I usually get on with most diners, because I'm a gob on legs, but there's a secret code between G. and self when I'm going over the top- and sometimes it's a quick kick, Spartan!
But on this last cruise, even I was stunned to silence when, after the usual "Where are you from?", a man reached over the table and made his fingers into a cross in front of my face.
So what's wrong with Sellafield?- Jo.

There is nothing wrong Jo (from an engineer who works closely with that site). I only glow sometimes!

At least we have police round every hour, and almost nil crime......
This guy who crossed his fingers actually did it in my face again when he discovered I was a Yorkie- he was from Lancs- I could bear it the 1st time, but it got silly after that......And, of course, he'd been on hundreds of cruises, all with P&O. More boring, than obnoxious.- Jo.

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At least we have police round every hour, and almost nil crime......
This guy who crossed his fingers actually did it in my face again when he discovered I was a Yorkie- he was from Lancs- I could bear it the 1st time, but it got silly after that......And, of course, he'd been on hundreds of cruises, all with P&O. More boring, than obnoxious.- Jo.

And I bet you put up with him!! What a 'star' you are, you seem such a tolerant lady! This is one of the many reasons we have a table for 2! I just do not want to have suffer 'boring or obnoxious' people on holiday, it's the one time we do not have to socialise, unless we want to!

I have mentioned it another post Jo, love the new 'avatar'! Lizzie.

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I have the same problem with a table for two :D shared for thirty years now!

Same here Spartan !:D

Although I have a cunning method, he talks and I appear to listen.