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    Rude ???? Most normal people would see it as a joke....

    Photography derived from the Greek photos- for "light" and -graphos for "drawing​

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    Rude ???? Most normal people would see it as a joke....
    Thats a relief !!!


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    Impervious to brain damage.

    A few clowns short of a circus.........


    Cruisings Cool

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    Security Gaurd: "What you got on there driver?"
    Lorry Driver (with empty truck): "Glider engines."
    Security Gaurd: "Gliders don't have engines..."
    Loirry driver: "Hmmmm. No flies on you."

    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
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    HR Director to my daughter when she floated a new procedure, "Whatever colour you dye your hair Al, you'll still be blonde". He did adopt the procedure though!


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    In a similar vein, Lizzie, I just love that one from Groucho Marx ... "I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it"

    And from Bill Bryson ... "We're all descended from the apes, but in his case it was clearly a very gentle slope"

    Cheers,
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    He used to be indecisive but now he is not so sure

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    In a inter faculty reference for a student who was struggling "This man appears to be depriving a village, somewhere, of its idiot."


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