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    Smile Chocalate better than Sex

    Or is it! ...12 good reasons why it is.

    You can get chocolate anytime.
    Chocolate satisfies even when its gone soft.
    You can make chocolate last long as you want to.
    You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
    The word "commitmaent" doesn't scare off chocolate.
    You can eat chocolate on your desk during working hours.
    You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting a slap.
    With chocolate there's is no need to fake it.
    Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
    You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
    With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
    You can safely have chocolate while driving.
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     dopeyngrumpy, Dewsbury, W Yorks is offline Ship's Cook Member
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    One counts as exercise :D and one piles on the pounds ... I know where my vote is going!

    David


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    (Especially at our age..)
    this makes a ton of sense, and I concur with everything said!

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    A whole new meaning to 'Fruit & Nut'.

    I thang yer. Ber-dum-tish


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    One counts as exercise :D and one piles on the pounds ... I know where my vote is going!

    David
    Same here David! :D:D

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    You can make chocolate last long as you want to

    I don't think so - mine never lasts long at all.


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     Bosscat, Argolida is offline Petty Officer Member
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    I have always said chocolate is better than sex. It never fails to please, for one thing.


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    My wife is having an early night ;)

    I am off to the Co-Op to get her some chocolate


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     Bosscat, Argolida is offline Petty Officer Member
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    I've just had a cup of tea and half a bar of Ion milk chocolate for my pudding. Ion is sensationally good chocolate and I recommend it to any cruisers going ashore in Greece.


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    I've just had a cup of tea and half a bar of Ion milk chocolate for my pudding. Ion is sensationally good chocolate and I recommend it to any cruisers going ashore in Greece.
    Got some Dairy milk Chocs. That my grandkids bought me for my birthday last week. After our bacon egg and chips tonight. Its. CHOCS AWAY! Carol :D


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