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    Probably Stans last day in bed with May!

    Mad May Meterphorically Slaps Scolded Scorned Stan!
    After enjoying a great meal with 4 friends(is there better way to spend an evening?),at our favourite local restaurant,Elliots Kitchen,Sandygate,which was featured on Hotel Inspector last week,I thought May would be in a really good mood this morning,but alas not!We went back to one of the friends houses for a game of cards afterwards and May came away winning..even that joy did not last into this morning.I tried bringing her a bowl of fresh fruit salad,and I mean Fresh,as in" straight from the garden"(Apples,plums,blackberries,blueberries,tayb erries,loganberries,with some "bought in peaches"),but NO,...nothing..only some muttered words ,something about going too far yesterday??I couldn't seem to penetrate(sorry..could not resist) beyond her icy stare.So,dear friends,there's very little to report this morning,as the only clearly understood phrase that May said was something like"If I were you Stan,I would be giving a lot more thought to your Cybituary!!":o
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    Mad May Meterphorically Slaps Scolded Scorned Stan!
    After enjoying a great meal with 4 friends(is there better way to spend an evening?),at our favourite local restaurant,Elliots Kitchen,Sandygate,which was featured on Hotel Inspector last week,I thought May would be in a really good mood this morning,but alas not!We went back to one of the friends houses for a game of cards afterwards and May came away winning..even that joy did not last into this morning.I tried bringing her a bowl of fresh fruit salad,and I mean Fresh,as in" straight from the garden"(Apples,plums,blackberries,blueberries,tayb erries,loganberries,with some "bought in peaches"),but NO,...nothing..only some muttered words ,something about going too far yesterday??I couldn't seem to penetrate(sorry..could not resist) beyond her icy stare.So,dear friends,there's very little to report this morning,as the only clearly understood phrase that May said was something like"If I were you Stan,I would be giving a lot more thought to your Cybituary!!":o
    Sulking Stan
    Oh dear Stan. Well, as you know that we women are are always right (if you want to lead a peaceful life), then you best do as you are told in the knowledge that it was fun while it lasted.
    You started some good topics and gave us all a few laughs (well not all but quite a few). Best get back up on the roof now and repent.
    I'm sure that May will soon forgive you.;)

    Jill


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    Actually,now that I've had time to think Jill,it's obviously nothing that I've done wrong!! May has not been "quite herself" since she was sent some flowers by Barrowman,The BEAST of BEDFORD,as he is referred to now in our house!(not by May of course) Skulking Stan


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    Ah! poor Stan, nothing to do with your cybituary. It's that David causing trouble. May better 'nip it in the bud' before it gets out of hand.;)


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    clearly you need to emulate him...

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    Actually,now that I've had time to think Jill,it's obviously nothing that I've done wrong!! May has not been "quite herself" since she was sent some flowers by Barrowman,The BEAST of BEDFORD,as he is referred to now in our house!(not by May of course) Skulking Stan
    Well Stan, maybe you should give May something bigger and more colourful than David's offering.:D

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    Oh Stan and May I will miss your morning in bed routine I was hoping for an upgrade like "who's in bed with Stan and May" next week. Hopefully May will forgive you soon perhaps a cruise by way of bribe, sorry I mean peace offering will di it


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    Just a small token for May in the hope it might put a smile on her face, a piccy of me
    when I was 23, hope it works for her. Bless her.
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    Not me really, just used it on another post but thought it might remind her of what
    she is missing out on with Sexy Stan. This is what he looks like under that hair - you did'nt know I had a photo of you, did you Stan.



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    The Hotel Inspector and 'Elvis' the chef

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    Mad May Meterphorically Slaps Scolded Scorned Stan!
    After enjoying a great meal with 4 friends(is there better way to spend an evening?),at our favourite local restaurant,Elliots Kitchen,Sandygate,which was featured on Hotel Inspector last week,I thought May would be in a really good mood this morning...Sulking Stan
    As a retired hotelier and restauranteur I'm always interested in eating venues so I too was attracted to this programme...

    ...and the Chef who thought he was Elvis. You certainly were not spoilt for choice Stan, if you dined there before Alex Polizzi's visit.


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    As a retired hotelier and restauranteur I'm always interested in eating venues so I too was attracted to this programme...



    ...and the Chef who thought he was Elvis. You certainly were not spoilt for choice Stan, if you dined there before Alex Polizzi's visit.
    Hi Richard,you're right there..I think that he's put all the choices back on the menu,as the programme was made some months ago..but he really is a good chef.Satisfied Stan:D


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